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20

Oct

rigdondemsley:

mooseleys:

answering the door when you’re home alone like

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This is so fucking accurate.

starsmahogany:

cinnasghost:

cameoamalthea:

221cbakerstreet:

they’re so CUTE

If Lupita is the real life Disney Princess, can Jennifer be the real life quirky side kick?

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Even the “pulling the dress up” part is accurate

mazeltoph:

how can we believe the dates written on historical documents when the other day i wrote january 2010 on one of my papers

hotchocolate1394:

221cbakerstreet:

havocados:

thisbelleisvegan:

sra-foreveralone:

The best post I have ever seen.

I think I just peed my pants out of happiness.

This is what pranks need to look like

CAN NICE PRANKS BE A THING

Thats so nice to see the world actully be nice

(Source: nevver)

rnonopoly:

WHEN YOU SEE THE SPIDER

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(Source: spacae)

pensacosi:

How to make comics

My first vine

(Source: vine.co)

staticpoison:

thanl:

off-the-wall-geek:

So I went on Omegle today out of boredom and I meet up with three police officers from Iraq. We all became best friends and had a competition of “who can balance an object on their head the longest.” I chose a shoe and they chose a gun. I ended up winning with the shoe. I think this screenshot really captures the spirit. 

that’s legitimately one of the cutest things i’ve ever seen happen on the internet

sometimes i really like humans

staticpoison:

thanl:

off-the-wall-geek:

So I went on Omegle today out of boredom and I meet up with three police officers from Iraq. We all became best friends and had a competition of “who can balance an object on their head the longest.” I chose a shoe and they chose a gun. I ended up winning with the shoe. I think this screenshot really captures the spirit. 

that’s legitimately one of the cutest things i’ve ever seen happen on the internet

sometimes i really like humans

willqrham:

get to know me meme [2/10] celebrity crushes

↳ Chris Evans

"It started to feel like maybe the thing you’re most scared of is exactly what you should do. Maybe, this is actually what you should push yourself into." 

(Source: travsbarker)

Black Widow in Iron Man 2 (2010) and Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

(Source: rouxx)

the-stray-liger:

daftpenetration:

adorabloodthirsty-slytherdork:

drbuttocks:

thats-so-meme:

how

now

Brown

cow

Bowchickawowow.

vaultnumber713:

I love them

they’re wondering what he’s looking for

(Source: catsbeaversandducks)

sketchiviolet:

internetsandman:

theterry:

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND



I couldn’t help it. Phrases make the best song titles.
(Also 100% shipping Tulip with Cactus. I don’t even know why, I must.)

I don’t often say this, but you fuckers need jesusOr a sex lifeor something that’s not shipping god damn plants together

Now why would we want that, when we have this

sketchiviolet:

internetsandman:

theterry:

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

Their Song List

I couldn’t help it. Phrases make the best song titles.

(Also 100% shipping Tulip with Cactus. I don’t even know why, I must.)

I don’t often say this, but you fuckers need jesus
Or a sex life
or something that’s not shipping god damn plants together

Now why would we want that, when we have this

edgebug:

thesarahsaurusrex:

edgebug:

video game: *autosaves at a weird/out of place/oddly random time*
me: uh oh

video game: *conveniently gives you lots of health kits and ammo*

me: fuck

video game: *suddenly goes uncharacteristically silent*
me: shit

scareletwitch:

Deadpool’s Art of War 001

qwertyolakase:

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

(Source: toloveakiwi)